Thanksgiving Haiku

Turkey

Turkey's are so cute.

Turkey's taste very yummy.

Turkey's are the BEST!

STORY SPINER

As I regained conscientiousness, I remember asking... where am i? All of a sudden all i saw were two bright headlights shining in my eyes and then a dumpster on my right. I was cold and couldn't seem to get warm. My hair was sopping wet. As the car pulled away i could no longer see. I could hardly remember what had happened; however, in the back of my head I could picture exactly what happened in a weird way. I looked around but found no one to blame for the happening. It was when I suddenly realized I was laying in a dark alley in this rainy night. I suddenly noticed I was in great danger and I needed to get out of there. I jumped up as quickly as I could and ran to the nearest vestibule and then realized it was locked. So I looked for the other option out when someone came speeding out of the corner, me being how stubborn I am didn't run, and stayed to see what was going to happen even if I was in any danger.

FABSUGAR

Bella the Beast

Ok, well since I'm the only child in my family I'm extra spoiled and always get what I want; however, lately there is something totally wrong going on. My owner, Regina has been very grippy at me, its like she doesn't care for me anymore. To top it all off she has been giving me CAN FOOD! Can you believe that?, thats just outrageous and I can't believe she would ever do that to me. I seriously don't know what her problem is..I haven't done anything wrong I still go outside to use the restroom and I hardly shed anymore. She wakes me up so early now and doesn't even take me to get my pedicure and manicure! How CRAZY is that! So I don't know what to do anymore and instead of being happy I'm always in a grippy mood just like her!